Tuesday, July 22, 2014

And so Obama signs that executive order that he promised to the gays

After five years of making a promise to do so Obama finally decided to sign an executive order that bans discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation and gender identity.

Or as conservatives put it: mind control homosexual tyranny by the black panther Kenyan Muslim socialist Marxist negro that we have in the White House.



Of course our tax dollars should not be spent on promoting discrimination and hatred against the gay community, but the religious right are having a tough time (no shit) digesting the news in their little bigoted stomach:
The fact is that non-discrimination rules like the order issued by President Obama can become a weapon used to punish and harass individuals and groups who support marriage as the union of one man and one woman 
That was the whinny and annoying screed from Charlie Brian Brown from the anti-gay hate group National Organization for Marriage. And why does he have to foam at the mouth at something that doesn't concern marriage? Well that's because his organization and many other like his are not about "traditional marriage" but about "god hates fags" which is their real motivation behind opposing anything that is faggity. NOM as a hate group opposes not just gay marriage, but even decriminalization of homosexuality, basically anything to makes us queers look like the big bad wolves (or bears for some of us).

And lets not forget about the little choir boy Toddy Starnes from Fox News:
"The Obama administration seems hell-bent on forcing Christians to assimilate to the militant LGBT agenda. Resistance is futile."
Oh dear. The sheer fear-mongering and paranoia couldn't get any worse.

Who the fuck is Starnes calling "militant?" Gay people who don't want to get discriminated against by a zealous bible-thumping boss? Let's get serious: it is his nutjob right wing Christian jihadists that want a special privilege (vis a vis a religious exemption) to impose and proselytize their religious beliefs on others or else! Imagine if a gay employer tells a right winger applying for a job that he couldn't be employed because he watches Fox News and is against gay marriage.

But remember when Mozilla CEO was "forced" resign after the company's crew basically declared mutiny against him for financially supporting the ban on gay marriage in California? What happened then? You bet... Todd Starnes and his fellow church choir boys went into a screed, even saying that it was "discrimination" against a Christian. But it wasn't because they actually felt a sense of being discriminated for their religious beliefs that made them fart out of their mouths, it was the fact that the Mozilla CEO couldn't "convert" all those evil homosexuals at the company to his view and side of things. This is the same bunch of people who want nothing more than to at least try to make all gays either become straight and lust over pussy, or go back into the closet. Their crying and moaning wasn't over a percieved injustice but over the fact that gays did not submit to them and become pussy loving heterosexuals with a homoerotic love for Jesus as God intended. In other words these adherents to the "militant Christianist agenda" are "hell-bent on forcing gays to assimilate" to the heterosexual norm.

Resistance is futile indeed, Toddy Starnes.

Friday, July 18, 2014

Teabagger faucet company is monitoring employee's time in the shitter

One of the many "job creators" in the country, Water Saver Faucet Company, which manufactures water faucets and fixtures, has taken its namesake seriously in trying to "save water" (more like trying to save some few bucks) by monitoring its employees every time they go to use the potty:
The Chicago company installed a new system that monitors bathroom breaks and penalizes employees who spend more than six minutes a day in the washroom outside their normal breaks. 
"The HR woman literally goes through every person's bathroom use and either hands out a reward or discipline," said Nick Kreitman, an attorney for Teamsters Local 743, which represents 80 workers at the plant, which coincidentally manufactures taps and other sink fixtures. Employees who don't use extra breaks get a dollar a day while others who exceed more than one hour in a 10-day period will get a warning, which can lead to termination, he said. 
In December, the union-represented employees had to start swiping their badges to gain access to the washrooms. By March, 19 were disciplined for excessive use, Kreitman said.
The slave masters also published a list of rules posted in said bathrooms to further humiliate these employees informing them of proper shit protocol like "place all toilet paper in the toilet and make sure that the toilet is completely flushed."

The company is disputing the nature of the complaints by the surfs who work at their plant, but refuse to divulge details of their bathroom policy and whether or not they actually punish said surfs who take a few more minutes wiping the shit off of their bums.

The pettiness of the Koch Bros. clan is rearing its ugly head. It used to be that when you "gotta go you gotta go." You go to the toilet, take a shit, wipe your ass, wash your hands (hopefully), and go back to work. Eventually this stupid policy will lead to many employees not washing their hands in order to beat the six minute time limit and could lead to health issues at the plant. But eh, to the slave owners of this teabagger company these employees are mere surfs who can be easily replaced.

And it seems to me that these rules are also probably meant to intimidate the union (since the policy only applies to the union employees, not management) and to eventually blame it for the policy in the hopes of getting the surfs to go against the union instead.

The petty bourgeoisie are known for their petty tactics in order to continue their relentless attack on unions and union busting all in the name of "freedom to work" (as in freedom to work for peanuts) because unions typically fight for better working conditions and better compensation.

But in this new era, the teabagger bourgeoisie seeks to rip and squeeze from the common worker at any cost as they take America down to their model of the cheap petty economy.

Wednesday, July 2, 2014

El Rushbo says women don't need birth control if they 'simply didn't do a certain thing'

The GOP mouthpiece reactionary blimp El Rushbo went on his radio show (with a dwindling audience now these days) and said this about women who need (as a real medical necessity) birth control pills and what they actually need to do:

Tuesday, July 1, 2014

Fascist, racist Arizona republican who called poor people 'lazy pigs' refuses to resign

Here's more proof that the hell on earth state of Arizona is a bastion for republican racist fascists.

Federal Judge strikes down Kentucky's ban on gay marriage

Although the Christian Taliban was able to pull a win yesterday at the Supreme Court with the Hobby Lobby case, they are still not able to win one lawsuit in defending bans against gay marriage, meaning that their homophobic bullshit holds no water when poked and prodded by an impartial jurist.

Case in point, Kentucky:

Monday, June 30, 2014

Christian Taliban wins Hobby Lobby case at SCOTUS

In another dismal ruling by the R.A.T.S (Roberts, Alito, Thomas, Scalia) of the Supreme Court, it appears that for-profit corporations can now exercise religious beliefs and impose them on their employees. It has ruled that Hobby Lobby has a right to deny its female employees contraception if the owners and shareholders of such corporation find that it contradicts their bigoted religious views.

Sunday, June 29, 2014

Is this World Cup tweet on Mexico's defeat by KLM airlines racist?

La raza is still wheeling and weeping over the defeat of the Mexican team in the World Cup in a match against Holland in which the Dutch scored their winning goals in the last minute.

There is a lot of (really boring) controversy surrounding the match and penalty shots blah blah. And so Mexican soccer-heads are riled up over this indignation.

To make matters worse for them, the Royal Dutch Airlines (or KLM) sent out this tweet right after the Dutch team won the game:

Mexico loses 2-1 to Holland in World Cup match

There was disbelief among my family members hours ago as Mexico lost to Holland in a knockout match that ended 2 to 1. Basically the Mexicans are now going back home to dear sweet Mejiko, or as Republican Teabaggers would say "securing the border."

There was a lot of "rabble-rabble" going on, finger pointing, Spanish cussing (more than usual) and the constant reverting to if "only I was the coach I would have done x, y, z" etc.

I'm not a futbol (soccer) fan. I am light years away from the hysteria precisely because of the aforementioned annoying behavior of soccer-heads including those in my family. And because of this I should come out and defend the Mexican team just for the sake of humanity, hey at least they tried. They tried their best and obviously the odds of actually winning the damn thing are always so great. Just leave them (and everybody else) alone and take a chill pill. It's just a game.

Monday, June 23, 2014

Fascist Opera singer calls gays 'fecal masses' and throws husband under the bus

A Georgian opera singer was fired from Opera Australia for a Facebook rant that she wrote calling for violence against gays in Georgia and calling us basically pieces of shit:

Dumb ass student gets trapped in a giant pussy sculpture

An exchange student from the US (who else) was playing around on a giant pussy sculpture in Germany and got his leg stuck in between its luscious granite lips.

Sunday, June 22, 2014

Uganda rages about being 'blackmailed' over anti-gay law

The Christian Taliban regime in Uganda has reacted to sanctions that the US is going to impose for passing the infamous anti-gay bill that will put all gays in jail for life.

Jon Stewart takes a crack at stupid teabagger moron Rick Perry and his gay/alcoholism commments

Jon Stewart reacts to Rick Perry's comments on comparing homosexuality to alcoholism, because you know... being gay can lead to impaired driving, liver cancer and wife beating.

Hottie gets arrested and his mugshot goes viral

A very attractive hottie by the name of Jeremy Meeks from California was arrested during a gun sweep. He was booked, fingerprinted, then posed for the Hugo Boss camera crew who also happen to take mugshots at the local police department.

I mean look at him:

Saturday, June 21, 2014

Totally delusional, narcissistic, lunatic, quackery at NOM's #March4Marriage Straight Klan Rally

The bigots gathered (though in small numbers) and crawled out of their caves or holes (take your pick) to show how awesome it is to have heterosexual privilege at their March 4 Marriage Klan rally for breeders.

Wednesday, June 18, 2014

Was Hillary Clinton just being shrewd in supporting gay marriage?

It is well known that B.J. and Hillary Clinton did not support gay marriage only until recently when it seems that the entire country was alas on the right side of history.

And there are many who believe that Hilldog and B.J. only came out for gay marriage because it was politically safe and feasible. In other words the Clintons were being shrewd politicians! Oh. My. God. I am. Completely. Utterly. Surprised.

If you have at least a couple of brain cells you would know that shrewd politicians like the Clintons and Obama are very calculating (I mean check out the 2008 democratic primary race to see what I mean). But then there are the reality virgins who deny all this, saying "say it ain't so Hillary!" One can only shake our heads in embarrassment knowing that there exist gullible people who actually believe that these national politicians have any morals and consistent principles.